"Eat sh*t and DIE!"

Okay, so a while back I had a miniature crush on Orlando Bloom (it lasted about 2 weeks max) and I ended up YouTubing him. Now, Orlando Bloom plus Graham Norton equals WIN. I think Graham Norton is absolutely hilarious, so I knew that this video would be worth watching, and boy is it! It doesn't matter how many times I watch it, I still laugh.



You laugh, because it's funny, but if you took two steps back to study these people's behaviour you have to question about the mentality of some people. There are fans, and then there are deluded people. So maybe Orlando DID buy that girl a Cocktail, but for someone to say "I know I'm gonna get him!" is just going way too far.
So perhaps they were joking, but there are people out there who are really like that and it's very concerning. People need to know the difference between fantasy and reality.

This is why it bothers me when people call me an Obsessive Mika Fan. What the Hell? Compared to these, good Lord no! I treat Mika with utmost respect and in real life I barely mention him at all. I certainly wouldn't go around pretending to be his girl because I think I know what his favourite vegetable is. It's ridiculous.

And we do joke on the Mika Fan Club. A lot. But we're not deluded, we know we're horsing around. Unfortunately the video above seems to be quite genuine, and I hope the girls on that forum feel embarrassed because the entire nation was laughing AT them. Stupid girls, indeed.

Funny though, there are some classic quotes from there and Graham Norton makes hilarious impressions. And Orlando really took it on the chin.